January 2012
My boss: Yo, how you drink water with no crystal light or MiO?
Me: Seriously?
My boss: Excuse me?
Me: It's water.
My boss: Water tastes like shit.
Me: You're weird.
My boss: And you're about to be unemployed. Have some MiO.
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All the orders we’ve gotten in today are just for prints and none for any new designing and my boss says, “Damn, they just want me for my papuuurrr.”
“Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never...”
– Charles Dickens
Somebody I Used to Know (Goyte cover), Ingrid...
“It’s crazy, right? To love someone who hurts you? It’s even crazier to think...”
– Jodi Picoult
anytime I see a lot of money in my bank account I think two things
1) is this enough for a plane ticket and spending money?
2) how many times can I eat out with this much?
“I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
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My coworker is playing house music and my boss says “This nigga think she at the club.”
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“I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with...”
– Steph’s favorite quote that I don’t know the author of but these are her inspirational words to me (via -brighterthansunshine)
Anonymous asked: what countries have you been to?
“We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and...”
– Carson McCullers
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“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose
