May 2011
2 tags
1 tag
Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We...
– A Woman of No Importance by Oscar Wilde
1 tag
1 tag
I’m terribly sorry, I really am. Hurting anyone was never my intention.
3 tags
2 tags
…people universally tend to think that happiness is a stroke of luck, something...
– Elizabeth Gilbert
1 tag
I’m here giving you every compliment in the world and you’re...
– David Nino
1 tag
1 tag
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
1 tag
You’re a mess without me and I’m a mess with you. I wish I could just give you up so easily. You’ve been ruining my life for so long. This isn’t love this is just straight up destruction. Get out, leave, right now, it’s the end of you and mehhhhhhh~ Jojo
Anonymous asked: http://aimlesslywandering.tumblr.com/post/159154098 who is that about
2 tags
I gave him up for you. You gave her up for me. Scary how he’s always right though. Always. Without error his words always become reality and as much as I want to leave him and fail his predictions, he’s a l w a y s right.
So miss him. Send him some love and light every time you think about him, then...
– Eat, Pray, Love
I’m going to Europe. Yep. This girl. Me. Europe. Crossing that pond. Mhm. Me. Stephanie. This girl. Europe. EUROPE!
There is only one good thing in life, and that is love. And how you...
– Guy de Maupassant
1 tag
I love when friends who don’t really tell you all of their deep dark secrets come to you for advice. I know they’re just using me to rant but it’s nice knowing I can make them feel better about themselves y’know. Our friendship won’t get crazy stronger all of a sudden but these moments are special and when I look at them I’ll remember.
In a drop of us
there is more intensity
than a sea of them.
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
Anonymous asked: suck my dick bitch
frvnk-ocevn asked: "you have a nice body. please hold it against me?" ;p
1 tag
Let me tell you, you either have chemistry or you don’t, and you better have it,...
– The Secret Life of Prince Charming, Deb Caletti
1 tag
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you...
– Robert Fritz
2 tags